Pres

           If I were to step up and be the president I would be a layed back president. I would talk to my people in a ghetto way. I would first make a law that pickles are to be eaten every friday for dinner while watching Adventure Time. I would tell the country that I am trying to create more jobs for them and cut taxes on the middle class. I will also make a unicorn for me and the war. Two different unicorns mine while be white and furry; and the war unicorns will have real musculer bodies and huge horns for voilence: with a miixture of a wolf and bull.. Each war would be easily won by Americans.
      I would make America safe from terrorist, how would I do this? well Each person will be checked twice once they get on the airplane. There would be a big cement border blocking of mexicans, canadians, and south america. They can still get across to us they just need to have papers to get through. America would be the safest country, pluse we would have a lot of palm trees in the hot places. America would be amazing if I were president. All people who say gay people are gross will be sent to jail, for nine years. Same with the racist people. So think about it; America would be amazing and safe.