The 8 Speach

There is eight different parts of speach, Noun, pronoun, Participle, adverb, Verb, interjunction, Preposition, and conjunction.

The Half moon

    People say that you should fear the full moon, because of Werewolves. When really you should fear of half moons. Half moons bring out the Midget Werewolves, and there every where. Midget Werewolves are fast and sneaky, they can climb anything. There teeth are as sharp as needles, and can carry up to twice there size. Taking down a Full Werewolf is easy for them to do, being small gives them a huge advantige. One midget Werewolf can take down three Full sized Werewolves. So during a half moon dont be near a Midget.

EMO

     Alot of people define emos as people who cut themselves and were all black, who are gay, bi, and lesbian. That really gets me mad because not all of these people are like that. Emo was a type of music, not a type of personality. Somehow people started saying that all these people who hurt themselves are emo. Just cause people dress and act a different way dosent mean there these people who hurt themselvs and like to play with the same sex. Well these people may have some of those qualities but dosent mean they are (emo).
    I think its really stupid that people made that up. I think I am going to make up a type of personality, all the happy preppy people who love life and listen to hannah montana will be called heppy's. I will go around the school and say hey u are a heppy. A really happy person who listens to hannah montana, Just so I can see there reaction. Then my life will be complete!

Justin Beiber Fans

Dear Justin Beiber fans,

    I really hate Justin beiber because He sucks butt. He goes off key all the time, he cant sing and really makes me mad I hate him!

Pres

           If I were to step up and be the president I would be a layed back president. I would talk to my people in a ghetto way. I would first make a law that pickles are to be eaten every friday for dinner while watching Adventure Time. I would tell the country that I am trying to create more jobs for them and cut taxes on the middle class. I will also make a unicorn for me and the war. Two different unicorns mine while be white and furry; and the war unicorns will have real musculer bodies and huge horns for voilence: with a miixture of a wolf and bull.. Each war would be easily won by Americans.
      I would make America safe from terrorist, how would I do this? well Each person will be checked twice once they get on the airplane. There would be a big cement border blocking of mexicans, canadians, and south america. They can still get across to us they just need to have papers to get through. America would be the safest country, pluse we would have a lot of palm trees in the hot places. America would be amazing if I were president. All people who say gay people are gross will be sent to jail, for nine years. Same with the racist people. So think about it; America would be amazing and safe.

Christmas

I really love christmas because it brings my family together. The thing about christmas that I like the most is the smell of cinnomin everywhere. Going through the mall; just smelling the cinnomin makes me happy. I also like to look at the trees. Seeing the trees makes me know that christmas is here, and its time to celebrate.
     I know that its going to be christmas when I see the christmas speacials on tv; hereing the christmas songs brings joy to my depresed life. All of that just goes away when I here the christmas songs. I also really like Presents; seeing all of the presents under the tree is exciting to me. Its all a mystery; not being able to open them until a specific day is crazy. Watching the christmas speacials makes me forget about the presents; so thats how I pass my time.
      Waiting on christmas eve for all of my family to get there is excrutiating. I feel like all of my energy goes away when my family members arive at my house at like nine o clock at night. Cuse then im just like really, you had to come at this time. Its all really exciting to me; especially when I go to bed. On Christmas morning I get big presents; because I dont believe in santa anymore. So I get the big really nice presents; thats mostly why I really like christmas. Enjoy your christmas; as much as I will enjoy mine.

ADVENTURE TIME!

     Adventure time is an amazing show on Cartoonnetwork, about a boy and his dog who go on crazy adventures everyday. They fight bad guys like the Ice King and the Lynch. Bolth evil men, the Ice King steals princesses and the Lynch wants to take controle of all of Ooo. Ooo is the candy kingdom run by princess Bubblegum. Everybody in the candy kingdom is some type of candy. Finn and Jake are the to main characters that fight evil. Finn is the only human alive and Jake is a streatchable dog. Going on adventures through all of Ooo.

     Jake and Finn's hero is Billy, a giant man who was once a great hero. Billy is now retired and lives in a cage. He finally gave up being a hero, because he figuard that once you save a person a nother bad guy comes a long and kidnaps them again. Finn and Jake want to be great heros like billy, but keep their legacy going. Saving treasure and princesses will keep them on their toes, with missions and dangers on every corner.

     Finn and Jake are the two most amazing heros that have ever lived. Fighting evil and saving princesses is their game. Every episode is an adventure, waiting to happen. Each episode is about Finn and Jake stoping evil. Yet they somehow manage to humiliate the Ice King in every episode. Thats the end of Adventure Time.